Meet Your New Obsession:
The Dateviator
A cocktail so charming, it might just steal your heart (and your save file). Crafted by One Handed Bartender in collaboration with the cult-favorite dating sim Date Everything!, this limited-edition cocktail is where sophistication meets satire.
Balanced. Cheeky. Truly Dateable.
It’s more than a drink—it’s your next great romance.
Why Date a Cocktail?
Because when worlds collide, magic happens.
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On one side: Date Everything!, the outrageous game where you can romance anything from your toaster to existential dread.
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On the other: One Handed Bartender, the brand rewriting cocktail culture with premium, ready-to-pour creations designed for unforgettable experiences.
Together, we’ve created The Dateviator—a cocktail that’s equal parts fun and flavor, designed for players who believe love (and great taste) is everywhere.
What’s Inside?
- Vacuum-distilled vodka meets real passion fruit, finished with our signature Citrus Spice Liqueur.
- Two full cocktails in every bottle- no mixing required. Shake well, pour and fall in love. Our favorite garnish? A heart-shaped lemon peel if you’re fancy, candied and cinnamon-dusted if you’re extra. Lazy but cool? Dried lemon wheel, a little spice, still dateable.
- Sold as a 4-pack, tucked inside a collectible branded Dateviator box you’ll actually want to keep.
- A carefully crafted balance of bold, playful flavors
- Smooth, cheeky, and dangerously easy to fall for
Think of it as a rom-com in a glass: bright, witty, and a little unexpected—exactly the kind of character you’d swipe right on.
When to Drink The Dateviator:
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While grinding through your favorite game
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On a date night (yes, even with your couch)
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At your next game night or cocktail party
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Anytime you need a little extra charm in the room
Pro tip: Pair it with a playthrough of Date Everything! Sharing the game with friends while also sharing the cocktails with them — who says you can’t double-date with vodka on screen and in your glass?
Gamers are already calling this collab:
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★★★★★
“The funniest crossover since my last heartbreak.”
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★★★★★
“Tastes like romance with a plot twist.”
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★★★★★
“Finally, a date that won’t ghost me.”
This is a limited edition release
once it’s gone, it’s gone (kinda like your ex..). Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of indie gaming and cocktail history.
and make your next date truly unforgettable.
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